when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
How frustrating is it when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is blind to it
giving advice to friends like
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.